“Is that Hug in front of the shop, surrounded by a crowd of people?” Starsky pointed across the street.

Hutch nodded. “Let’s see what he’s doing there.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, today is the only chance to get Upright Wonder, as a present, or for yourself…” Huggy waved a silver bottle, wrapped in cellophane. “Don’t wait! Your love life will be revived. With Upright Wonder, there’re no flaccid parts any more. Just apply the ointment….”

Huggy spotted Starsky and Hutch. “Two bottles for you, sirs?” he smirked.

Hutch and Starsky locked glances, then Starsky smiled. “No, thanks. No call for that.”

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