“I’m fed up, Starsk.”

“Yeah…”

“Fat Rolly. Just busted, already on the loose again.”

“Yeah. - Hutch?”

“What?!”

“Have you ever screamed under a bridge when a train is passing by?”

“Huh?”

“I watched that movie, “Cabaret”, and the girl – “

“You mean Liza Minelli?”

“Yeah. She screamed, and felt great afterwards.”

“Drive me home, Buddy. I’m tired.”

“Okay.”

“Hey, that isn’t the right way!”

“Get out of the car, Blondie.”

“Why? I’m pissed off, and tired and…”

“C’mon. The late train should be here in a minute.”

“Starsky, that’s ridiculous!”

“You hear the train? Get ready. Let’s scream together!”

“ARGHHHHHHH!”

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